XXL’s Mid-Year Awards…
July 18, 2008 by theHustleHER
Filed under TMA
Here’s a few… I’m laughing already.
*Best oversaturated and arguably overrated rapper with a drug habit to survive kissing a man (not his daddy) on the mouth, not take 50 Cent’s bait, spitefully get leaked by DJs and still sell a million copies in one week: Lil Wayne
*Best Young Jeezy Song Not Performed By Young Jeezy: Rocko’s “Umma Do Me” by an adlib over Shawy Lo’s “Dey Know”
*Should You Be Too Busy To Be Doing This Bullshit Award: Diddy Blog, Bitches! Diddy Blog!
(I think JD should tell you all, [video-blogging] it aint for everyone!! ::wink::)
lol, they are a mess!!
WOW … I know we have our own slang… but he really spelled it like “UMMA” do me? come on now!
SMH…crazy!
Yep and their website really put “Shawy Lo” lolol… i just peeped that… thought i did it
TMA yall are on point with this one for show and I hope he steps up and gives Monica a hand with those kids the oldest one is 3 or 4 and still in diapers! everywhere is posting about how Monica left the eldest of her kids shiity diaper on the table at a restaurant nasty and trifling! well if you shop and party as much as they do who has time to potty yrain their kid right??? maybe he’ll go when he’s 5 Great Look Rocko and Monica.
I don’t think he was trying to do jeezy. Rocko just do him. Yeah I read about Monica Im not surprised at all. She is more concerned with material things rather that the development skills of her children. Does Rocko even hang around enough to know what’s going on with Monicas kids?
Lil Wayne is the G.O.A.T.!!!!!
Haaaaa!!!!
Here we go againwith that hating shit again.I have not seen any proof about monica and this diaper shit which all hear say so haters fucking die sl0w.
How come I have a feeling this is about to turn into a Rocko post…boy people miss the point of this point big time….
^^ Word @ GG.
CutiePie got vicious “haters die slow” LMFAo0o0o…
I read that diaper shit… lol… it’s like 3rd person hear-say though
The way I see it is, If it’s true , I don’t agree with her changing his pamper/pull up whatever it is that he wears in the middle of a restaurant the way that people are saing she did. YES, that is nasty as hell and to think she left the shit on the table is even more NASTY.
Ass far as Lil Rock being 3 and not being potty trained, I’m not going to knock her for that because some kids catch on faster then othera, maybe she feels as if he isn’t ready.
On another note I heard her on V103 and she said” Lil Rock is getting ready to start school” Now I don’t know about you all but, I don’t know to many schools that take kids who aren’t potty trained.
Please don’t turn this in to another rocko section because we don’t need another 400 posst of people speculations of his relationship with Monica.
I like all these guys we can buy the music if we like we have no other connectinos to these people. Monica WTF?!
@ATLFINEST815 I feel you but you gotta admit it’s nasty as hell. Many kids potty train at or after 3 that’s not the issue at all everyone should know that.
@ Empress, I’m with you because if it is true then your damn right it is nasty as hell. But, if it’s not true and being that it’s a rumor concerning her child, most likely Monica or her reps are going to respond.
Everyone that’s nominated the clubs bang they shit. people have issues. my girlfirends and i are bored at work debating this shit I feel that there is a point in everyones life when the hit a fuck-up bump. hopefully they get up dust off and keep moving.
@ joy yes we are bored at work and people do screw up all of us…yawn but I need a three year old on the toilette because 3yr old + table food =Grown smelling ishbig and smashed!@ATLF815If this is a rumor that’s some hatin ass shit only a sicko could even make that up.
LMAOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!! Bloggers make up shit everyday they will say you were born male when they know you weren’t. gimme a break mami lol. Monica seems like the type who would put that ass on the potty at 1 no later than 2! If it’s true she is nasty and lazy if it isnt like cutie haterzdie fuckin slow!
@ATLFINEST815 They will most likely feel like this is to pety to even respond to I mean really Monica left a shity diaper on the table in a public place okay????? It’s not like it was a crack pipe lol! If it’s true it’s nasty but not really news worthy to like call a press conference or release a statement lol it’s just a funny ghetto mess.@ tha la It is some dumb shit to make up tho. Doesn’t Monica have a reallity show about to air?
LIL WAYNE CAN DO NO WRONG.
Hell yeah I believe Monica ghetto ass did that. Hell yeah I believe her kid is not even close to wearing a pull up. Hell NO JEEZY WISH THAT WAS HIS SONG! shawty? come on people. Rocko is a self made brand. Lil wayne is a dope head but he’s tha bomb to. Diddy just is.@cutiepie in ya dreams you change Monicas kid and throw the damn shitty diaper in the trash and then wash ya hands or die slow with monica from bacteria infection stinky girls!
@ misteesses rock why do you even care and what kind of effing name is that?
Where all yall Monica Fans come from? I ain’t seen Monica name in this Post at all!
ummmm what does monica diapers and potty training have to do with rocko being a swagger jacker?lil wayne is the truth!!!
@ ladyt swager jacked who?….some blogger talking about celebreties and parenting said she left a dirty diaper on the table in a restaurant after changing lil rock the norm for her trifling ass. I beleive it but It doesn’t have anything to do with xxl getting it totally wrong about Rodney.
HELLLLOOOOO
This sections has shit to do with Monica & Rocko’s goings ons…
Its a XXL Funnies.. okay…
Did they do one about 50? I like all of these rappers. I personally think Monica is the reason Rocko gets any light even though he had a hot song. How many records did he sell?
Okay TMA I went to xxl this was something they did last mont and they dragged a few celebs Monicas name isn’t even mentioned I guess she got haters on here trying to blow her out. I read about that to lmao shit happens she can really sing and she always looks nice.
I think TMA knew exactly where the mention of Rockos name was going to go I remember reading the last hiphopera about Rocko and Monica It was really sad.@ miss jones WTF!!!! you talk like Rocko Nas Jay lmao! Her show is going to air on peachtree tv wonder if she’s gonna keep it hood like kcole nem?bet her and Rocko be all lovey dovey and shame the haters.
@ the drunk
all you need to know is that Rocko gets to the money and is self made Rocky Road is a brand.Bet he visit his kids on her show Monica and Rock cool I don’t expect no drama from them double or nothing bet we won’t see lovey dovey either;) oh and you ride in the backseat tonite after you leave the hole in the wall.
Yall are buggin. Lemme clear it up since I posted it.
1. The awards are something XXL does as light comedy. They’ve been doing it for years- notice Lil Wayne’s.
2. NO ONE AT TMA WROTE IT. The title def says XXL and I definitely linked the article as well.
3. The whole pamper shit… I think I read that in the Randomness at Rhymes with Snitch, who linked it from another blog. That Bitch (RWS author) said a COMMENTOR at another blog posted the story.
It was said like random gossip. People just took it and ran with it. That’s why the pple who commented here said “they heard” or “read”.
So!! No one here was taking shots at anyone (atleast not this time. I confess to taking light jabs at times… mostly jokes)
Cool?
What bush did all these people/posters jump out from anyway?
@Ummmmmmm
lmao!