They’re not famous. I can’t make you famous.

I think I’m going to start having theHustleHER’s weekly rant. HEY NOW! We all know I can rant about almost anything. This week? Unsigned Hype on Twitter.

Answer?? Hell No!

I blame Dondria.

The young girl is blowing up, discovered on YouTube and everyone is lining up next to bat. In the age of adware, trojans and viruses, do you really think I am going to click your little link and give your 4 minutes of music a shot? Hmmm… 4 minutes of some shit that’s bound to be trash, or the safety of my hard drive. Need I say more?

Don’t let the timeline fool you. It doesn’t matter who someone tweets or who tweets them. Pay no attention to followers. I know people who do absolutely nothing (as in no job, no assets, no hustle) and have as many followers as your favorite WSHH battle rapper. SORRY! They can not make you famous.

“Oh! He is an A&R… He tweets [insert your favorite mogul/rapper here]…” Before you send your little virus encypted link, just think, if he was really that major of a businessman, would he be filling your timeline giving advice? If he was that major of a producer, would he have as many tweets as you little sister in the 11th grade?? Who has that kind of time? Hmmm… Is he/she telling you how to get famous? Are they famous? People know them, but are they famous? Hmmm… Then they can’t make you famous.

You can be who ever you want to be behind a computer screen. Take a few ATLPics. Lean on a car or three in Miami. Buy a Gucci belt and a G-shock, white tee and some “Trueys”, throw on some Tom Fords and you won’t be able to tell followers that he/she isn’t famous!!

Check this out my little darlings full of hope. Get a blog. Do something. Crack a joke on your timeline. Instead of you sending your street team next door neighbors to stalk profiles saying “Follow @imthenextHOTrapper”, make people want to follow you. Save you little lunch money and get OJ the Juiceman to say “OK” on your hook. See what happens.

Other than that… I’m sorry… the jig is up! Twitter is not going to make you famous, honey!

Ps. All of you fake models… tune in next week. Your turn is coming.