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Jokey Joke # 1

A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on the beach. He is approached by three beautiful young women who take pity on him.
The first says to him, “Have you ever been hugged?”
The man shakes his head, and she leans down and gives him a hug. The second says to him, “Have you ever been kissed?”
He shakes his head. She kisses him.
Rather abruptly, the third girl asks, “Have you ever been fucked?”
“No,” says the man, his eyes lighting up.
“Well, you are now, The tide’s coming in.”

Jokey Joke #2

After a woman meets a man in a bar, they talk and end up leaving together. They get back to his flat, and as he’s showing her around, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of them - all arranged in size, from the smallest on the shelves along the floor, to the huge daddy bears on the very top shelf. Although surprised, the woman decides not to mention this to him. After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks smiling, “How was it?”, “Well,” says the man, frowning. “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”